Devious Journal Entry

I got tagged by ! Let's do this! Yea!

RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent. 
RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! (I'm breaking this rule, because talkative me needs to say something for each guilty!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 5-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.
(Awh, but I'm not gonna tag anyone, because I'm hardly active on deviantArt!)

1. Asked someone to marry you?
Guilty (now, now... I am married to like, three different people right now)

2. Kissed one of your friends?
Guilty (if... cheek... counts? Oh c'mon it was a dare.)

3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent.

4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty! 

5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty (ouch.)

6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty (BUT ON THE CHEEKS OKAY and she was cute too)

7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty (as weird as it may seem)

8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Guilty! (But I did have an excuse, technically-- I had morning shift, so I would sleep 'till late)

9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty (both at school and work :'D)

10. Held a snake?
Guilty! (Third grade, held an anaconda... it was pretty frightening)

11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Technically guilty (my father owned a restaurant and I was... well, mostly a mascot... And accountant)

13. Stolen something?
Guilty (oooohhh I am so guilty of this)

14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

15. Done something you regret?
Guilty

16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Guilty (oh this is so embarrassing)

17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty...? I think?

18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent

19. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

21. Sang in the shower?
Guilty (LOL)

22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

23. Shaved your head?
Innocent

24. Slept naked?
Guilty (but it does feel nice.)

25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Innocent

27. Been in a band?
Innocent (unless a chorus counts as a "band"--)

28. Shot a gun?
Innocent...? 

29. Donated Blood?
Innocent (I'm not qualified D'

30. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent!

31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty (Helen's cheesecake are the best!)

32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty (because yea, he has a girlfriend already)

33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent (although I'd love one)

34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty (and it's funny-- I'll tell lies but I won't reveal his name lol)

35. Been too honest?
Guilty (and this gets me in trouble a lot)

36. Ruined a surprise?
Innocent

37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Guilty (oh this was embarrassing)

38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty (I was pissed.. at my brother X'D)

39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty (and no kidding-- guy clothes are so comfy, I could wear it forever)

40. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Not sure about this one XD

42. Still have communication w/your ex?
Never had one

43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent (and this is one bad idea)

45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent

46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty (this is how I get angry usually)

47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty 

48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty (although you know, it's completely normal to do so)

49. Thought about murder?
Guilty (uhhhh XD)

50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty (if dreams count, because... X'D)

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent

52. Stalked someone?
Innocent

53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Innocent

54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday?
Innocent